he wasn't going to sleep with Mel in the bed he shared with Bobbi (there were SOME boundaries)
holy shit we found one
Bobbi's strategy to ask Warren's hook-ups to remove unwanted items from their penthouse is brilliant. He'll never even know which one.
"No, I'm not calling you a girl. Why would I do that?....because of your handshake? Jesus, Thompson -- get therapy."
Warren's weird one-liners make me laugh too much.
"Just don't break him, please, I need him to be able to consummate the wedding so I can lock down that sweet, sweet future alimony."
God, what a power couple
I really felt for Mel in the absolute surreality of this scene; truly the human mind is not equipped to perceive the dynamic of Bobbi and Warren. It is, however, deeply entertaining to read it inflicted upon others.
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holy shit we found one
Bobbi's strategy to ask Warren's hook-ups to remove unwanted items from their penthouse is brilliant. He'll never even know which one.
"No, I'm not calling you a girl. Why would I do that?....because of your handshake? Jesus, Thompson -- get therapy."
Warren's weird one-liners make me laugh too much.
"Just don't break him, please, I need him to be able to consummate the wedding so I can lock down that sweet, sweet future alimony."
God, what a power couple
I really felt for Mel in the absolute surreality of this scene; truly the human mind is not equipped to perceive the dynamic of Bobbi and Warren. It is, however, deeply entertaining to read it inflicted upon others.